Cosmo kramer

"'so i'm invading france y'know' - kramer"cosmo kramer is a guy from "seinfeld abridged". he appears in all episodes of seinfeld abridged.

Seinfeld Abridged - The Risk
kramer first appears in seinfeld abridged - the risk by the missingbros on youtube dot com. after jerry talks about his forgetting his baggage at his residence at the comedic club kramer appears when jerry opens the door and kramer has risk. jerry asks what kramer has and kramer says its a game of risk as he proceeds to kick stuff off jerrys table. newman is also there and kramer explains hes playing risk with new man. kramer asks if jerry wants to play risk and jerry says no but kramer says that he does and jerry says "fuck youuuuuuu kramerrr". kramer pleads that he cant play with newman all day because hes a newman and a cheating.kramer leaves and it goes to the next scene with a transition where kramer tells jerry in the diner newman dirtily cheated and that newman ripped all his pieces off the borad. after a few transitions kramer aappears again and he tries to stop jerry from entering the room cause newman is in it and newman escapes and newman and raker play risk and kramer steals the board and newcmach chases after him. he appears in the final scene where he and newman are on a subway playing risks.a guy next to them smashes the boaerd makig newman and kramer squelch and scream. then the episote ends.

Seinfeld Abridged - Newman Dies
kramer is on the road and he has a massive barrel of paint thinner for no reason. he spills it all over the road and says that jerry's birthday is ruined beccause i guess he was going to give jerry paint thinner for his birthday. we see newman riving and somethings creating sparks under his truck and cut backs to kramer where he sees his barrel says flammable but he pronounces it as "flamiibel". newman drives into the paint thinner and dies a brutal firey death while listening to kanye. kramer drives away as nnewaman is undead or something.

Seinfeld Abridged - Kramer Goes To Prison
mramers improsoned for saying the nword but he actually said nugget as in chicken nugget. hes interrogated. hilarity desues.

Seinfeld Abridged - A Festivus Miracle
kramer goes to the diner with frank constanzer to spread festivus joy all over towns.he appears at the festivus feast where he says "im kramer" and then frank kills him along with everyone else there